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  Once again, for David Webster

  The goal of every serious artist is to rework reality by artificial means to create a new vision of the world intensely more truthful than anything ever seen before, the brutality of fact.

  —FRANCIS BACON

  AUTHOR’S NOTE

  Volume 1 of The American People took us up to postwar America. It ends rather abruptly because Your Roving Historian was taken to the hospital to die. He didn’t and is now able to continue. He prays that you don’t leave now. So many others have and will.

  PART I

  Your Roving Historian welcomes you back. Let us continue to follow our bouncing ball.

  * * *

  This is your virus speaking. I, too, am glad you’ve come back to learn more about my taking over the world. Your author considers anger “a healthy and productive motivating force.” Thank goodness he talks too much and accomplishes so little and words are cheap. My English is much better now, don’t you think? My anger is also what is motivating me. And I am, as you would say, “getting my own back.”

  DAVID JERUSALEM GOES TO WORK AT MR. HOOVER’S HOMOSEXUAL WHOREHOUSE

  Mr. Hoover started his whorehouse to trap male spies and gather information “to save America.” It’s called the Club. He says he started it because a Senator McCarthy and a Mr. Sam Sport were criticizing him for not doing his job. I recognize Dickie Fratragelli from Partekla and other guys on staff here look familiar too. There are thirty-seven of us. We’re required to wear jackets and ties and keep ourselves clean and smelling nice. There are boys from farms, and Indians and Negroes, and from foreign countries. Each of us has our own room and shower. Showers are popular because if you can get your customer hard again after sex that’s another ten bucks.

  The Club gets a lot of business. I do everything without much feeling. I ask some of our guys if they really feel, and some say yes and some say sometimes and some say no, but they all give me a funny look for asking, as if they’ve never thought about it.

  I think about feeling a lot. I think a lot about how am I going to survive my survival. After that camp they held me in when I came back from Germany, what am I meant to learn in this next chapter? And Mr. Hoover suggested I start my next chapter here. What am I supposed to learn?

  Each guy has been chosen for something special he can do. The Indian kids can take it up the ass for hours, and they’re particularly affectionate. I’m no good at either. Dickie said we don’t have to do what we don’t want to do. It’s the scars on my back that make me “special.” Some customers run their hands and lips over them. They want me because of my scars. When they want to know where I got them, I’m told to say, “From Mr. Hitler,” and see if that brings forth any interesting information from them. But sometimes my scars make a man start to hit me, at first slapping my back softly, but then working up to more, which I don’t want or like. That’s when I’m told to call in Sammy or Charlie.

  Dr. Horse doesn’t like such weakness. “You must at least try everything,” he says. “If it doesn’t get you excited, take another Dridge Ampule.” That is how I get erections a lot of the time. They make you forget the outside world.

  We tell Dr. Horse all we can after each customer. What we could find out about his work, and his life outside of work, and how he felt about anything we could get him to talk about in “casual conversation.” Dickie, who took lessons on how to do this at Partekla, was great at this. He could get guys to tell him their entire life. “In the end, they’re all sort of boring and not all that different,” he said. They don’t sound like spies to me. “You let us be the judge of that,” Dr. Horse says. He takes notes on what we tell him. We get an extra bonus if we can get the guy’s phone number or address.

  I recognize Dr. Horse from Partekla too. He’s very handsome and a cutup, goosing guys and telling jokes. He’s called Dr. Horse because “I’m hung like one.” But he isn’t. He’s regular size. Being in charge, he’s older than the rest of us. He has silver white hair but his body is hard like a younger man’s. He works out every day with weights. He has lots of young customers.

  There’s a lot of laughter. The guys here all think this is fun and don’t mind if their cocks or asses are sore from twelve customers a day. Borff and Sammy have competitions at Sunday breakfast to see who can get bigger and shoot farther. Everyone’s punchy from being up all night. Someone runs into the kitchen to bring back a big bowl and a measuring cup, and someone turns on the radio, which only has loud church organs. Clyde often comes to watch and see how much gism we can shoot into the bowl. One Sunday morning everyone got erections and started playing with each other, which isn’t allowed. A kid named Tiger who’d just arrived stuck his hand in Clyde’s crotch, trying to be friendly. Clyde’s cock wasn’t hard, and so Tiger started massaging it for him. There was immediate silence. Tiger was fired, and Borff says it’s only a matter of time before he’s found dead in the park. Sammy says that’s because Tiger found out Clyde has a small one.

  Guys are always disappearing, like in Germany and in Idaho, and now here.

  One day, Dr. Horse called us all together to “vaccinate you against disease.” He said, “You boys are interacting with a great many men in a great variety of different ways and we all know that the body is a great big harbor of all kinds of nasty dirty things. So this shot will protect you. We consider ourselves very lucky that because of all our wonderful work in Idaho we have this shot to protect us.” Then he laughed as he patted his dick.

  Mr. Hoover assured me that we were protected by something. Of course I was forbidden to say anywhere that he was our “employer,” or had anything to do with us, which made no sense what with Clyde coming around to be so social.

  I fucked with man after man in that whorehouse and now I assume I gave them whatever it was I had been given. Have men died because of what I’ve done with them? Will I die from what was done to me? I don’t know why I’m so sure of it now, but I am.

  I don’t know what got me through Mungel and Partekla, and now here. I’m not certain about everything that happened to me there. I am like some sponge. How do I squeeze it all out of me or vomit it out and clean myself up or what?

  Will there ever be a time when I know anything but sorrow, pain, and loneliness and death? I’m not sure why Mr. Hoover thought that working here would teach me what I want to know.

  Grodzo had taught me at Mungel that not everyone reacts the same way to the same illness or what he called “bodily intrusions.” And that being exposed to something can sometimes make you not get it and stay healthy. And that Philip and Rivka gave me good genes. Dr. Omicidio will tell Fred that in the early days what some of us got was maybe weaker and not as strong as what was in the guys who died later. And that that’s why the plague didn’t really get going for another twenty years.

  It would be a while before I figured out that Mr. Hoover knew
all along about Amos Standing, who worked for Hitler, and how Amos loved my father so much he wanted to live with him for the rest of their lives. And he knew that Philip didn’t want to stay in Berlin with Amos Standing, but to come back to America because he was feeling guilty about leaving my mother and brothers, and so he promised he’d return to get me. Amos just in case made a deal with Mr. Hoover. I was the deal. Mr. Hoover talked to Mr. Hitler and I was safe. And once upon a time I’d been told I was going away to school in Boston! When I asked Mr. Hoover what he wanted me for he said he found me “a most interesting case.” I was cute and made him smile.

  Mr. Hoover said he saw me playing with Skipper across the street from his house when I was five years old. Funny how some people stay in your lives. I have a couple of customers who are of particular interest to him. He asks me lots of questions about them. One is someone named Boris Greeting. “He is potentially a very dangerous man,” Mr. Hoover tells me. “One reason I opened this place is for people like him and other high-level men to have somewhere where they feel safe to come to.” He also wants to know what I do with a man whose name I will learn is James Jesus, who is evidently also very interesting and “in charge of our country’s spies.” “Well, he is very what here is called ‘nelly,’ and likes to put on women’s underwear and for me to fuck him, which I can only do when I take a Dridgie,” I tell him, which makes him laugh.

  Borff and Sammy and Dale have been taken to the hospital. Vaughan is off duty until his ruptured anus heals, which it may not. Hare has disappeared. They will find Tiger dead.

  Dr. Horse says, “You will live forever.” Dr. Horse now gives us vaccinations every week. “This is miracle stuff I’m giving you! You’ll never get sick. You are lucky you’re here to get this.” He calls it a “booster shot.”

  DR. SISTER GRACE

  What the fuck? I have blood from here in Washington, I have blood from Partekla, I have blood from Mungel, I have blood from San Francisco and St. Louis and from Chicago and many other American cities. I have contaminated ancient shit from the Table family discovered by Nesta Trout. Grodzo has obtained tests from Max Planck Institute scientists that he says I must see. Von Lutz and Brinestalker and Nostrill have given me names of hundreds of homosexuals. I have no frigging idea what anyone expects me to do with them.

  A SON’S CRY FOR HELP

  Momma, if anyone comes to your house and asks about Ralph it’s me they’re talking about but you must pretend not to know anything about me. I’m being followed, Momma, and I’m afraid. I wanted you to know I’m still alive. I hid in a delivery truck all the way to Boise. I’ll stay in touch as best I can. I love you, Mamma. I am sorry I left you. But you and Poppy didn’t understand.

  FROM THE COVENANTS OF THE DISCIPLES OF LOVEJOY

  We keep the departments small so that the structure of each, and of each to each, and of each to the whole, remains stable. Each is headed by someone with enough influence and contacts to keep his site intact, operational, and productive. There is no doubt all our policies reflect what our fellow Lovejoys wish to do and have done. Our fellow Lovejoy, Senator Vurd, constantly reminds us that this particular essential task was identified long ago: to remove them from all areas of life. He has also suggested partnering with the Catholic Church, which disdains us but hates queers as much as we do. So he has arranged with the Vatican to share generously in our campaign to rid us all of this scourge.

  What we are doing is the will of God. Homosexuality is a crime and a sin. Thus our honest and noble and healthy hatred is quite naturally an established moral imperative, not only for us but for all God-fearing peoples.

  We call it the Grand Elimination.

  INTERVIEW 102.3497PJ

  Subject: Twenty-year-old male. Was in Partekla before St. Purdah’s. Both parents missing, possibly deceased.

  I cry all night but they don’t believe me. I have no idea why I can’t go out into the world. They tell me I’m not ready. Why is a nun taking care of me? All the doors are locked. Who’s paying for me to be here? How can I get out of here? I think I was happy once.

  Patient takes his life the day after above interview wherein he had signed over all his worldly goods. He had several hundred dollars and a gold and diamond ring. He hangs himself with his sheets, the method most often used.

  —PJ

  FROM DAME LADY HERMIA BLEDD-WRENCH’S HISTORY OF EVIL

  BLOOD IS VERY COMPLICATED

  I am digesting and redacting this evil history as quickly as I am uncovering it.

  Dr. Grodzo was among the many Nazi scientists covertly hired “to advise” The American People. He had much to share, for he was an original planner of the Mungel experiments, which, judging from the young David Jerusalem’s horrid report, indicates an imagination unparalleled in this new field of “incarceratory treatments.”

  “I am here to observe, to learn, to sniff around” (“herum schnuffeln”). “In Germany I shot my load” (“verdamte gekaufen”). The Ivy Lee office, through Amos Standing, facilitated Grodzo’s transfer. I was surprised to learn that Grace was appointed his “supervising overseer.” It seems that as a boy Grodzo’s father knew Grace’s father when he was murdering women in the Black Forest. Dear Cousin Grace never told me about any of this! Boris Greeting is his “corporate sponsor,” and it is unclear how he got in on this act.

  It was Brinestalker’s idea, this importation of enemy scientists, and he evidently sold it quite easily to Hoover. Brinestalker father and son had been much in touch with German scientists for many years. I knew little about this Hoover but the little I commence to learn is uncomfortable. “You don’t understand, Dame Lady Hermia,” my contact on this Hoover chap said to me, “Washington is all about power and one obtains it quite often by messing in matters that no one else wants to. So you pick up all the pieces of paper off the floor that no one wants to pick up. Then they’re yours. People are increasingly terrified of Hoover, including at the White House.” One gathers he’s picked up many pieces of paper from many floors.

  Since 1924, J. Edgar Hoover had been head of the FBI. The Federal Bureau of Investigation has been around under one name or another since that other Roosevelt, Theodore, started it in 1908. In 1927 Edgar sees the photograph of and hires one Clyde Tolson, whom he will appoint as assistant director in 1930. They are both young and rather handsome. Clyde is very solemn-faced. From the beginning they are obviously inseparable. Some believe Clyde had the brains. David Jerusalem will tell us otherwise. Hoover will run his kingdom until he dies in his office in 1972. Clyde will die in 1975. From 1924 until 1972 is a very long time for any single individual to acquire so much power. Hoover found ways to make himself untouchable and irreplaceable, indeed invincible, until he was virtually a king. I know you people are not familiar with kings and what they can do with power. You should be. No president could get rid of him. The files he collected on tens of thousands of people were sufficient as to pose enormous threats and Hoover wielded this information mercilessly.

  There is no question they were bound together, Hoover and Tolson. Scholars are reluctant to call their relationship a homosexual one, God knows why.

  It would appear that Boris Greeting, after the war, has a few things he wants studied in “human trials.” The Greeting vaults had revealed many concoctions acquired over the years of its history. He has blood samples from all over the world. Neither NITS nor COD is set up for human trials, leaving Partekla as the only place for a “fast track.” Human trials, fast track, this is science fiction talk, Dr. Frankenstein talk. Your American Congress is not about to fund human guinea pigs. So it has not been informed about Partekla, which has a secret budget from … where? I wonder if someone exceptionally prescient set up Partekla in the first place, knowing … what? That another war might be coming and you are not prepared? Is this a Cold War tool? Get there before the Commies? I had in fact been considering Partekla as a germ warfare factory of some sort. Every country had one and still does. But Grace had her own ideas to investiga
te, with no other place to do so legally. She is thinking that the blood and vaginal discharges of women could be revelatory, particularly after contact with men. She is exceptionally clever. Hookers usually are. What are smart ambitious scientists to do when they are bursting with the conviction that what, come-hell-or-high-water, they must test would save humanity? She reminds me of the iconoclastic work done by our joint ancestor Lord Guelph at his laboratory at St. Simon’s on the Wharf. I am discovering that Cousin Grace has my growing approval. I wrote to tell her so, and we have been meeting and talking quietly here in Washington at her monastic residence-cum-laboratory. (It was a very touching reunion, after so many years. Age can do that for one.) For her, Partekla is a dream come true. But she is right to keep her mouth shut for the nonce and until she has something to show.

  An awful lot of ex-Nazis, and many not so ex-, take up permanent residence on your safer shores after the war, and, we are discovering, before it, and, we are discovering, during it as well. It is the policy of your State Department that it’s better to have the important ones here than there. Much research must always be done on blood. “Blood is sehr important.” Grodzo agrees with Grace.

  Who is really paying for this Partekla place?

  I find that there have been grants from NAFTRA, NonComp, PERK, and PUCS (all new government agencies set up by who knows whom to do who knows what), which are now allowed to support specific nonspecific scientific research programs. Corporate gifts from Vidalia Farms, from International Frats, from Nasie-Ever-More, from GreetingBaxxterDridge, among numerous others, do the same. If one were paranoid one could see that some sort of takeover is revving up, some sort of infiltration by aliens from another planet. What in God’s name is PERK, or PUCS?